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Entries in femalemuscle (3)

Monday
Dec142009

Bending over backwards for Mother Earth 

With concerns mounting at the upcoming Global Warming summit the mayor of Copenhagen, Ritt BJerregaard, has urged delegates not to buy sex from the legal prostitutes in town.

So, the crafty sex workers have come up with a trick of their own. Don't buy it. The sex is FREE. Just show your summit ID badge and your good time is on us, literally. "We will not be screwed out our perfectly legal job" said Susanne Moller, spokeswoman for the workers interest group "and if you happen to also be a bodybuilder we will throw in a massage". It looks like things will be heating up in Denmark this week. One way or another.

Global-warming summiteers have been told it's uncool to buy hookers, but prostitutes have turned a trick of their own: heating up the atmosphere in Copenhagen by offering free sex to delegates.

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Wednesday
Oct142009

Skip the gym and go shop

With federal investigations still underway of some of the largest bodybuilder websites selling steroid laced supplements, people in search of that perfect body have turned to other methods. Just out on the market is the Super Squeeze Suit.

This Titanium woven body sock can take someone with any body size and shape and squeeze the fat into the right places for an amazing look. The whole suit when removed is only the size of a Barbie doll outfit so it easily fits in your pocket to don at a moments notice.

So, goodbye steroids, goodbye gym.....hello KFC.

Saturday
Oct102009

McA.D.D.

Here is the new exercise video just released by McDonalds. If done three times a day, it will allow you to eat one happy meal and not gain any weight. This craze has already hit the hard core bodybuilding gyms from Boise to the Balkans.