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Entries in female bodybuilders (17)

Sunday
Feb012015

Lori Braun is waiting for your call 703-286-2508

Here I am a few years ago in Red Hook Brooklyn.   I actually remember the call, I was helping a friend through a difficult personal crisis.

Thursday
Jan292015

Who will follow ME? Call Lori for Social Media Wisdom

[ORIGINALLY POSTED HERE MARCH 2010] 

I was just reading how during his exile the now [then] out-of -work talk show host Conan O'Brian has amassed over a half million followers on Twitter. Last Friday he decided to follow his first person and picked one at random sending the post "Sarah Killen, your life is about to change". Immediately after the message was sent, the rural Michigan woman picked up followers at the rate of 150 a minute. Now she has over 20,000.

There I was in 2010 furiously working social media to help build Femalemuscle and many other websites.

I can do the same for you from anywhere, poolside, beach, in the gym while you are working out  (and, with my help, so can you.)

CALL to SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT WITH ME.  SESSIONS ARE 15, 30 AND 60 MINUTES.

 

 

Friday
Jan022015

No Limits to How High We Can Fly Together  

Here I am talking to a real astronaut, Charles O. Hobaught at the Arnold Sports Festival in Ohio. He was intrigued when I told him how concerned I was that there have not been any bodybuilder astronauts!

CALL ME 703-286-2508.  THERE ARE NO LIMITS.


Tuesday
Mar022010

Long May You Run - Call Me Today

Tuesday
Dec152009

TIGER, SAY UNCLE! 

As we have seen, Tiger Woods has shown little discrimination in choosing women to satisfy his sexual appetite. His interests varied from young cocktail waitresses to a mature Florida mistress. From one night stands, to several year relationships, the only thing being the same was that they were all white. Now it has come to light that while he was nearly unbeatable on the golf course, in the bedroom is where his domination ended.

With the emergence of girl number 15, female bodybuilder Vera Lynn, Tiger is now known to be a fan of strong, muscular and commanding women too. "He's been a regular of Talklive for sometime now" said a spokeswoman for FemaleMuscle, the worlds largest female bodybuilding site. "He has even been know to call from a golf tournament and goes by the name Tony." It has also been learned that Tiger's handlers have arranged several wrestling matches between him and some of the top female bodybuilders in the world, where the men rarely get the upper hand. When questioned about the female bodybuilders on Talklive, his response was "They're grrreat!"

 

Monday
Dec142009

Bending over backwards for Mother Earth 

With concerns mounting at the upcoming Global Warming summit the mayor of Copenhagen, Ritt BJerregaard, has urged delegates not to buy sex from the legal prostitutes in town.

So, the crafty sex workers have come up with a trick of their own. Don't buy it. The sex is FREE. Just show your summit ID badge and your good time is on us, literally. "We will not be screwed out our perfectly legal job" said Susanne Moller, spokeswoman for the workers interest group "and if you happen to also be a bodybuilder we will throw in a massage". It looks like things will be heating up in Denmark this week. One way or another.

Global-warming summiteers have been told it's uncool to buy hookers, but prostitutes have turned a trick of their own: heating up the atmosphere in Copenhagen by offering free sex to delegates.

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Wednesday
Dec022009

Vive la France!

Yesterday, French IFBB Pro bodybuilder, Maryse Manios stopped by the Shemuscle Gym for a very sexy workout shoot. Maryse Manios is on her way to compete in a few days at the Tampa Pro Show. She is known for her huge biceps and crazy vascularity, she had veins on her abs that I have never seen before. Bonne chance Maryse!

Brian Moss

shemuscle photos

 

Monday
Nov302009

Piano stairs workout

All of us can get distracted during the holidays from our healthy habits, however it is no time to slack off.
Try to employ some exercise into your holiday routine in the weeks ahead.


Hit the gym before you go out shopping.
Take the stairs as often as you can.
Buy all your giant gifts early and carry them around all day to work those pecs and shoulders. (secret bodybuilding workout tip)
Maybe even chase some random little kids around the mall for twenty minutes or so to get some cardio in. Every little bit helps and in the end you will feel better about yourself. Happy Shopping.

Tuesday
Nov032009

Far-Out Pharmacology

I originally thought that LSD meant Lori's Sleep Deprived, since I haven't slept in 27 years.

However, I recently found out that a number of people are taking the drug LSD in order to help with their anorexia or anxiety issues. Wow, maybe that's why the 60's had so much less stress and no anorexia. Maybe that is the reason some of the most famous bodybuilders were born right around that psychedelic time. Funny how everything always gets recycled from the past, TV shows, movies, fashion, now drugs.

Scientists study possible health benefits of LSD and ecstasy

Growing number of people taking psychedelic drugs to help them cope with conditions such as chronic anxiety attacks

A growing number of people are taking LSD and other psychedelic drugs such as cannabis and ecstasy to help them cope with a variety of conditions including anorexia nervosa, cluster headaches and chronic anxiety attacks.

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Monday
Nov022009

Matsui pumpkin head makes Yankees win.

I carved a Matsui pumpkin to celebrate his awesome world series on Halloween eve.

 

Saturday
Oct312009

Happy Halloween

Warning: If you get scared easily, watch this with your eyes closed.

Lori Braun

Saturday
Oct312009

Trick Or Treat from Old Greg. Do you think I'm sexy?

Yule Tide greetings from Old Greg. Make sure you drink your Bailey's.

Don't end up like Curly Jefferson and a Happy Halloween!

 

Friday
Oct232009

Be Kind, you can't rewind

Eat junk, drink booze, smoke anything, lay in the sun and look like crap later.

Study of identical twins reveals how habits like smoking and tanning can dramatically age skin

"The beginning of my partying days in Montauk at Ciro's"

A new study of a female bodybuilder shows the dramatic effect bad habits such as smoking, sun exposure and yo-yo dieting can have on our looks.

"Years of partying has finally taken it's toll on me"

Sun exposure, smoking, alcohol intake and stress levels all have an impact on appearance and how old you look, according to new research published in Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery and reported in Allure magazine. Some sets of identical twins were found to look almost a decade apart in age.

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Tuesday
Oct132009

Piranha pedicures! Get 'em while you can 

Desparate spas that are now looking at the imposing ban on their fish pedicure treatments are trying to find new ways to use their thousands of hungry fishies. Some of their options are:

Selling them to sushi restaurants for a new dish. The fish are very plump from eating the feet of the fat lazy Americans and some female bodybuilders.

Selling them to plumbers to eat the dead skin and body dander in shower drains.

Giving them away to the patrons after the treatment so the people can freeze them and save their DNA for the future.

As always, the spas are open to any and all suggestions that can help their livelihood......Lori

Blue toes, pink roses and fish feet gallery

 

A big fashion fad may soon be sleeping with the fishes.

Barely a year after the fish-pedicure phenomenon arrived from Asia, an influential state lawmaker has crafted a bill to ban the treatment.

The legislation from state Sen. Jeffrey Klein (D-Bronx) would make New York the 15th state to deem unsanitary the practice of using scores of hungry little carp to suck dead skin from the feet of beauty seekers.

"Sometimes, people might think that something sounds cool, 'It's trendy. Let me try it,' " said Klein, who plans to unveil the legislation at a news conference today.

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Friday
Oct022009

If I could talk to the animals

Cats express themselves in many ways. Some may even talk.

These poor kitties got into their owner's tanted bodybuilding suppliments.

Tuesday
Sep152009

Can't Wait to See Jonathan Demme's Second Neil Young Film

"Neil Young Truck Show" video clip"

Director Jonathan Demme was on hand at SXSW for the world premiere of his concert film, Neil Young Trunk Show. The film is an intimate look at Neil Young’s stage show, recorded in a small theater in Upper Darby, Pennsylvania, on mostly hand-held cameras. “We did a home movie in a way,” said Demme to a Saturday afternoon crowd in Austin’s Paramount Theatre. “We did it all ourselves.”

The Oscar-award winning director (Silence Of The Lambs, Philadelphia) said the film was a “reaction” to his 2006 Neil Young concert doc Heart Of Gold. Whereas Heart Of Gold was a meticulous tangle of editing and forethought, Trunk Show was filmed on a whim, aiming to find truth and heart with a more spontaneous approach. Says Demme, “We didn’t plan anything. This was the easiest film in the world to make.” Over a dozen Young tracks were shot in high-definition and a few were given a more expressionist, grainy feel. A warts-and-all approach catches all the ephemera Young spread across the stage for this tour (telephones, a tiny guitar shop, a pirate flag), as well as the heating pipes, stage lights, wires, cameramen and industrial fans helping power the Tower Theatre gig. A look backstage even catches a doctor looking at one of Young’s troublesome fingernails.

The SXSW audience at the premiere applauded the film’s songs — especially the classic “Cinnamon Girl” and a 20-minute version of 2007’s “No Hidden Path.” When an audience member asked Demme what he envisions for a possible third movie in a Neil Young trilogy, he responded. “It’s gonna be outdoors… I could be so lucky.” link

 

Thursday
Sep102009

Tulips and Triceps

 

Dutch IFBB Pro figure competitor Mascha Tieken, slipped away from Atlantic City to stop by the Shemuscle Gym for a photoshoot with me.

After the contest on Saturday, she will be visiting Los Angeles and then finishing up her trip at the Olympia in Las Vegas. It’s refreshing to see a figure competitor that is unapologetic about her muscle and vascularity.

The veins criss-crossing her stomach were insane. Between you and me, she would make a great bodybuilder too.

 

Shemuscle