Stuff your cab, not your belly

 Mayor Bloomberg, in his ongoing effort to help out New Yorkers with their daily lives, has decided that if we can fit four people in a cab why not six?, or eight?

To do this the Mayor is going to impose diet restrictions within the city. Similar to the smoking ban, restaurants will no longer be able to display "salt" at the tables or use it in their cooking process. "Salt causes water retention and bloating" the mayor was heard saying, "and puts alot of pressure on our cabbies to stuff four in at a time". It has been reported that further diet restrictions will soon follow and our beloved "lard" may be near the top of that list. "Our goal is to get everyone to a uniform five foot five and a hundred and twenty pounds. Then we can mandate at least six in a cab," a spokesman said. "We just don't have a plan yet for when the bodybuilders come to town."

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A good diet restriction, this not just for the economic purposes but for health purposes too. They say a big percentage of Americans are known for their unhealthy diet.