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Diagnosis of female muscle obsession

1. Whenever you accidentally bump into a woman, you instinctively feel her biceps.
2. You always manage to find the scene in a movie where the woman is pumped and dominant and watch that scene over and over again.
3. You'll always find the one woman in a crowded room who is bigger and stronger than all of the        others.

4. You have at least ten female muscle sites book marked on your computer.
5. You download photos of hard ripped female athletes.
6. In the gym you can spot a woman with big biceps within three seconds or less.
7. You know the names of at least fifteen current female athletes.
8. You have the phone number memorized of your favorite muscle phone line.
9. You get shy and flustered whenever a muscular woman simply says hello or acknowledges you.
10. You always wonder if a certain female is stronger than you are pound for pound.
11. You relish the thought of arm wrestling that muscular female next door.
12. You often fantasize about being pinned or put in a headlock.
13. When you join a gym, you always want the biggest female trainer to be your personal trainer.
14. You own female wrestling DVD's and have memorized clips from TV or movies of tough women in action.

15. You look in alternative newspapers, magazines and online for women who wrestle in your area.
16. You've gone as far as calling one of them.
17. You know every magazine on the newsstand dedicated to muscular women.
18. You dislike the Victoria's Secret Catalog.
19. You (at times) deny the fact that you are a female muscle fanatic.
20. You wonder whether every woman you meet has strong biceps.

Lori Braun

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Reader Comments (12)

Well I reognize several that I know all too well. However I don't hide my obsession, I'm quite open about it. But how hard ist it to keep track of the muscle magazines when aside from the 'fitness' mags you can ount the rest on one hand?
July 3, 2004 | Unregistered CommenterMasschine
...and so do I.
I've translated a few of your points into french and posted them on my FREYA Blog. I hope it's ok.
July 5, 2004 | Unregistered CommenterLothaire
Yeah I love it. But, I definately deny it!
April 18, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterAgreed
I am a recovering femalemuscle addict. I recognize some of these "symptoms", but there are more serious ones, too. This obsession is not healthy for me, so I'm fighting it. Lori Braun is my higher power. She's helping me overcome this sickness. Bless your heart, Lori Braun.
May 1, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterdfgaero9inv
I've mellowed a lot since this first appeared on your website, but I do find athletic women very attractive. I now think some other things are much more important though, and obsess very infrequently now. You helped with that, for which I'll always be grateful.
November 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTanuki
How many of these "symptoms" do you need in order to be diagnosed with female muscle obsession? LOL!
I meet most of these criteria and I don't hide it at all.
I'm proud of it and my friends know about it. Some of them respect me my feelings and some of them don't, and I'm very comfortable being a female muscle obsessed fan.
November 13, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterfrank
I'm glad that you are proud of being attracted to female athletes and female bodybuilders Frank. You know how I feel about it!
November 16, 2008 | Registered CommenterLori Victoria Braun
Who is that person in the photo? She appears to be quite healthy.
November 21, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTanuki
January 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterEmonoHigopini
Very informative post. Thanks for taking the time to share your view with us.
January 24, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterempopudge
I know, getting muscles build up is so cool for some women, yet I am that lazy to do stuff that will improve my build, so I would rather be contented with whatever body I have. lol!
July 2, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterphentermine 37.5
question: 1,2,3,...........20. response: 1 yes, 2 yes, 3 yes,........... 20 yes !!!!!!! I HAVE FEMALE MUSCLE OBSESSION ????
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