When pigs fly or (flu)?

Swine is what I got....
...so just remember that..

Number one warning sign is stiff neck.
I have that.

Achy, headache, rundown.
check, check, check.

(Looking very sick and dehydrated from possible swine or just a flu.)

I have swine flu, or I'm sure I think I might.

Could be I am just paranoid, but that Mexican guy coughed on me on the subway and that giant Pink Floyd pig keeps flying through my head.

"Don't go to the hospital" Bloomburg says.

(I admit it, I was playing with a few pigs in Hawaii. Very cute animals.)

My in house doctor says "Champagne and Guacamole" "That is the cure."
It did not work and I missed another concert. Sublime tribute band Badfish.

Tribute bands for tribute bands.

I guess I'll go to the Veternarian.
Luckily my best friend is one.

"Take a happy pill and some wine" she says to calm me down.
"Which pill should I take?"

"The one that makes you the happiest" is her advice.
I still have a stiff neck, I am still achy and now hungover.

Maybe Swine flu, definitely (S)wine flu and neither one is fun.

Swine is what I got, is what I got. I got. I got . I got.

Comments

[Frank]

You must go and see a doctor or get a second opinion. God Forbid that you have it.
Love,
Frank

[lori braun]

Hi Frank,
I tried to get to the dr today, but they are finished working by 2:00.
They told me I have allergies which I don't.
Very frustrating.
Tomorrow I am going to see my friend Dr. Dave.
He will make me all better I am sure.
Thanks for your concern.
Love,
Lori

[Lori Victoria Braun]

Of course you would go to the Vet! Lori, this is Downtownkate wishing you well.

[Frank]

Sorry,couldn't get back to your response earlier. Hope you're feeling better.
xoxo
Frank