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May212009

New rules for interim boyfriends 

DateThursday, May 21, 2009 at 12:37

Sent to me by a good friend.

My guy came over with his eager pokey member last night and pawed me until I could take it any more.

I was hot, but like temperature hot.

 New rules.

1. No taking viagra without permission

2. Bring a newspaper if shopping bores you

3. Bring credit card, p#%#y is expensive

4. If all you can think of every weekend is a movie, then once a month, you have to buy broadway tickets or concert tickets.

5. No talking about your kids without equal time for stories about fluffy and ted ted, my cats.

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Reader Comments (3)

This is so cynical and mercenary! Makes me appreciate the fact that I DON'T have a GF. I don't love you any less, Lori. :)
May 21, 2009 | Unregistered Commentertanuki
LORI YOUR FRIEND IS NOT ALONE. THERE ARE NO DECENT GUY'S LEFT IN THE WORLD. MY EX HUSBAND WAS A SAINT AND I MESSED THAT UP BAD (CHEATING ECT). IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME LA LA LA LA. NOW HE'S WITH SOME ONE ELSE. IF YOU KNOW ANY DECENT GUYS SHARE THEM WITH US LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL.
May 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJANE
I know there are some good ones out there.
Jane, you will find a decent guy. I am sure of it. Don't settle ever.
Be very picky and look for kind, generous and funny guys!!! They are the best.
Looks fade, but these other qualities will last.

Get to know someone slowly. I think that is very important. :)
May 22, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterlori braun

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