Run Over By A Truck

by Lori and Downtownkate

Since  the "Big Move" out of the office space it seems order is in order or in other words organizing is in order. Office girl Kate is very orderly. She knew that helping Lori with her overflowing closets would be something she would be good at but she had no idea how hard it would be. Lori wanted to keep everything. Absolutely everything. 

"Oh no, I never give my vests away," said Lori.

"What about this?" asked Kate.

"Oh yeah, that's my hippy blogging bag."

"Oh no that stays, that was my first shirt from college"

"You don't like that? How could you not like that?"

"You think this is ugly? You are hurting its feelings."

"That's my howdy doody shirt."

"Do you like this shirt? No? Can I just keep it anyway?"

"Yeah, gotta keep that. I wear it over my face."

"You said that about ten shirts." said Kate."How many faces do you have?"

"Very many," said Lori.

"You are right." said Kate.

"My glasses are dirty. Can I clean them? Do we have time? Can I put some clothes on?" asked Lori.

By the end of the ordeal Lori was convinced that Kate was a dominatrix and Kate was convinced that Lori was a die hard pack rat. One thing both girls could agree upon was that they felt as if they had been run over by a truck.

("How will you do it," asked Lori. "Masterfully." said Kate)