I Like My Penis

by Lori and DowntownKate

This week Kate was chatting with a friend and somehow  the conversation swung around and down to the neither regions and ended up with her friend telling her "I like my penis."

So here is today's topic of conversation. The penis. Kate must admit that this is an appendage for which she has great appreciation ! But Penis envy? Hell no! She she can shop without owning. But it got her to thinking  what if? And what might it look like? 

While in Hawaii I saw this beautiful flower. It  looked like a penis to me with an erection. Dirty mind I suppose. It does fit the post here that Kate wrote. Great minds think alike as they say. LVB

 So while she was out at a Russian bar drinking Bohemians and eating caviar with a close girl friend Kate popped the question. If you had a penis what would it look like? Her Sicilian friend answered with certainty while her hands demonstrated. Long, straight, Italian rod. "Haven't you seen Boogie Nights?" she asked. Kate nodded no.

  Kate asked a few more friends who were too shy to answer but not to shy to ask Kate what hers might look like. "Very big and slightly tilted." Kate was cock sure. And what about Lori? "Kate, are you sure guys want to read about this?"  This was her first response.

 It took only a few days in Hawaii for Lori to be on board with the penis talk.She gave it serious thought. Her penis would not just have a mind of it's own (like most guys have) but it would have a brain as well! Perhaps she would even be a hermaphrodite! Lori suggests to anyone who is a hermaphrodite that they enjoy being both sexes.Viva la sex!