Freaky Birds in Hawaii
Monday, March 23, 2009 at 14:58 by Lori and DowntownKate
So Lori has missed Rita's free Ices and Kate misses Lori.
After hearing some of Lori's descriptions of Hawaii, Paradise doesn't sound so much like like Paradise. First off the twelve hour plane ride where stale crumbled cheese crackers were served sounds like the plane ride of hell.
(Lori is a caged bird)

Lori talks to Kate. " Hawaii is like Jurassic Park. The flowers are the size of my head. All colors. Purple, orange, red... And there are these freaky birds. They are so freaky. Hear them, Kate, I recorded them on my phone. Wanna hear them again?"
Those birds sure sounded freaky to Kate. Kind of like rosters living in hell...oops Paradise. Makes one want to pick up a dogeared copy of Paradise Lost. Makes one want our own freaky bird of Paradise to fly on home. Well, maybe not until we get photos of her shaking her grass skirt feathers at a Luau.
(Lori is a free bird)





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