Grandma's Pride In Her Wild Grandchild
Monday, March 16, 2009 at 14:17 by Lori and Downtown Kate
Last week Lori and Kate were having lunch out. While the attentive sweet waiter was bringing them free treats Lori reminisced about her grandmother, who at fifty five up and left her husband, changed her location, changed her name, got her drivers licence, and got a job where she carried a gun. Now that is female muscle.
This is the story of Lori Braun not the muscle goddess we know her as but as a domestic goddess in the making...
"I'm putting you in charge of dinner," Grandma Ginger told her fifteen year old grandchild, Lori.
No problem. Lori fussed around the kitchen.
"Dinner is served!" she called out to her relatives.
On each plate there was a a hamburger bun and hamburger the size of a silver dollar.
"Just kidding!" Lori laughed at the shocked faces. " The real meal is yet to come!"
She breezed around the kitchen and then with a flourish, pulled a meatloaf out of the oven.
"Here is the meal!" Lori announced.
It was a huge penis meatloaf with onion balls.
Grandma was delighted!
She took pictures and showed the photos to her friends whenever they came to visit. "Look what my granddaughter made!"
Kate was home making art and thinking of this story and of how much she loved Lori's grandma Ginger when Iggy Pop come on the radio singing:
'" Wild child. (video link) She's a wild one. Really wild child. Break all the rules. Oh baby she's a wild one..."
Muscle goddess? Domestic goddess? Wild goddess? Yes, Lori Braun of femalemuscle.com, is some kind of goddess... even if it is the wild kind.
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