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On a recent trip to the mall I decided to stop in this new store based in Canada.

They had some really nice clothes there and I decided to try on one real nice black shirt.
As I was looking at it in the mirror I started to get angry.
Where was the clerk that was helping me?
Why was it taking so long to get the jeans I had asked for?
Grrrr. I could feel my body tense up as I was waiting too long.
I have a appointment this afternoon, where is she?
GRRRR
I am going to be late.
I cannot take it any more.
Then riiiiiiiipppppp.
I could feel my back muscles swell.
riiiipppppp.
I felt myself exploding thru the shirt.
When I glaced at my back I could see that the shirt was almost totally ripped off my body.
Maybe I'll start a new clothing line.
S.H.E.  
She-Hulk Expesssions, coming out soon.

or

I got the idea for a new clothing line on my recent trip to the mall.
I was trying on a cool black shirt I found at a new shop.

While checking it out in the mirror, I decided to do a little flexing.
All of a sudden, riiiipppp.I heard the tearing and...
My new apparel line was born.
S.H.E
She-Hulk Expressions

GET RIPPED WITH LORI
Order yours today!

or

I hate going to the mall for clothes.
When I hate doing something I get angry.
When I get angry I tense up.
When I get tense my muscles bulge.
When my muscles bulge, things get destroyed.
I hate the mall.

or

I think this shirt looks better backwards compared to the way it is supposed to be worn.