Pee-wee got his

I have always had a thing for Pee-wee Herman. His "Big Top" show was a 4 credit course for me in college.

"Meca leca hight meca hini ho". Pee-wee just cracks me up.   Janet can do a great Pee-wee impression and she does Dottie even better. I make her do it all the time. My cousin Debbie gave me a very large Pee-wee doll and I brought it to the office and gave it to Christopher my partner and told him that he reminded me or Pee-wee.  I laughed and so did all of our employees, Chris looked like Pee-wee,  hysterical.

Then one day Pee-wee disappeared. I looked for him for days, weeks and finally months. Asked everyone where Pee-wee went.  I loved that doll.  Chris said he had not seen him at all, end of story. Late one night while I was working, I looked over at the window and it was cracked open just a tiny bit.  I felt a breeze and got up to shut the window, but I could not. There was a rope stuck there. I began to pull on the rope. I pulled and pulled and pulled. I was on the 9th floor. What I saw was quite disturbing. It was a mangled Pee Wee Herman with half a face. The wild dogs in the courtyard had attacked him and ate him up. He was dirty and smelly and his face was gone. I screamed:

"Chris!" Who did this to my precious Pee-wee doll?

"I have no idea'".

How can you not know."

"Leave me alone, I am working"

"Chris., did you hang my Pee-wee doll out of the window?"

"No I did not and don't ask me again."

Who did this then? I was truly sad to see my Pee-wee in this state.

 

Years later Chris told me he hung Pee-wee out of the window with a rope tied around his neck and tossed him out of the window. I guess he did not like being compared to Pee-wee. The good news is that I know have two more Pee-wee Herman dolls that are brand new. Wonder how I can torture Chris with them this time.  

Comments

[Capt. Carl]

One of my favorite episodes of Pee-Wee's Playhouse has a skit where Miss Yvonne rides some kind of mechanical horse upon which she evinces all the outward appearances of an orgasm. Her grunts and groans gradually escalate to a full-out scream of abandon, "Oh Pee-Wee!" at which the little guy giggles and produces that ambiguous smirk of his. I thought this was brilliant saturday morning children's television in 1984 or '85. I am sorry about what Chris did to the Pee-Wee doll--torn apart by wild dogs!

[lori]

I remember that episode. That was a great one. Pee-wee is so cool. I could watch that show everyday. Thanks for understanding how upsetting it was to see Pee-wee all torn up by wild dogs. Not too many people would understand how sad that was for me. My two new dolls are hidden and he can't get to them because he does not even know where they are!