Astronaut Inspired Workout

I did not have much time to workout today. I wanted to work chest, biceps, abs and do some cardio. I only had 45 minutes to complete my workout. I had so much work to do today, I needed help in getting my workout over with quickly. Listening to the news in the background, I heard the story about US Navy Captain Lisa Nowak again. Nowak drove more than 1,500km from Houston, Texas, to Orlando, Florida, to attack Colleen Shipman, (her lover's new girlfriend) wearing a diaper so she would not have to take bathroom breaks. What a great idea. Why didn't I think of that? If it worked for an astronaut, it would most definitely work for me. 

 

Who would notice anyway if I looked a little puffy in my butt?  I ran to the closest CVS and grabbed some diapers off the shelf. I went into a bathroom and slipped them on. They were very comfortable and fitted perfectly on me.  This is really going to work. So much time saved. Leave it to a female NASA astronaut on her way to attack her romantic rival to come up with this one. "She was pissed." Great idea. I loved it. I walked to the gym with my head up in the air extremely proud of myself for deciding that this was the right thing for me.

Relationship gone wrong can make you do crazy things and also think of wonderfully creative ways to cope with difficult situations. My situation was certainly becoming problematic. I thank you Lisa for your quick thinking.

I will workout this way more often. I am sure  the word will get around and other female bodybuilders who are in a hurry to get in and out of the gym will imitate my and Lisa's quick thinking.

My hero! Lisa's diaper is allegedly being auctioned on Ebay.  No surprise here.