Are you hibernating?
Wednesday, February 7, 2007 at 20:20 [Email to Janet]
Hell yes, I am hibernating. I don't feel well today. My brain hurts. I went to the gym last night at the witching hour and stayed for two hours. My main anchor in life "The gym." How pitiful. I watched The Daily Show, Colbert Report and The Sopranos. No one was there, well except for me. I shut the lights off and worked out in the dark. If I owned a gym, I would keep the lights off or very low. It is a soothing feeling. It is so cold here this week. I am going back down to Florida in a few days and the thought of the airport makes me ill. Delays, contagious flues and colds waiting for me. Then it hit me in the gym last night. I forgot to get married and oops forgot to have kids too. Did I put my work first? I guess it is not too late except I so hate deadlines.
Poor me, poor me, poor, poor me. Do you feel
sorry for me yet? How about now?
And now? What about now?
My work is driving me nuts. We are working on 100 different projects at once. I feel crappie all around Janet. I don't want to leave Mangus and Quentin to go to Florida for more the a few days. I know you told me it was not a good idea to bring them back and forth. I am glad their blood tests came back perfect. The house call you did was so easy on Sunday. I am glad you did not mix their blood vials up. You were so careful with them even though Mangus thinks you are the devil.
So there you have it. Ms. Negative. Glad the meeting with Chris went well. I doubt you will be paying that guy much. Not in Chris's life time he said. Not up to anything today except work and going to the gym. I am a loser. No, I'm a winner.
I'm a winner and so are you!
I think I am having a life crisis. Should I buy a Harley? Ride with those packs of other life crisis wackos. Or, should I just cut my head off? I would be famous for a full week in the bodybuilding community. Not one person gives a shit about you there.
Lori Victoria Braun owner of femalemuscle.com the first website to bring female bodybuilding main stream has been found in the toilet with her head cut off. No foul play.
She cut her own head off and it rolled into the open toilet bowl. There was a note which said "Janet always said always close the toilet lid, it's like a giant mouth waiting to eat everything" Janet knew her friend only too well.
[Janet's email back to me]
"No my dear, you are not a loser just a victim of boredom. People like us think 'slow' days are for regular citizens, which we obviously are not. We think dull moments are an insult to everything we stand for, namely confusion, hysteria, and chaos etc. Remember Maxwell Smart and CHAOS Headquarters? Well, that's where you and I thrive- the chaos zone. It keeps us focused on things like hang nails, mammograms, latest boyfriend dilemmas and helps us avoid soul searching moments and zen activities like stretching and breathing. What we need now, right now, is some huge temporary crisis. Then we'll be fine. (If no crisis arises between now and bedtime, just invent one or be the cause of one -heavy drinking works for me!)
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