I.Hate.Turkey.

I am officially sick of turkey. I have eaten every form of turkey there is over the past several days - from turkey pot pie to turkey corn chowder to chicken fried turkey! (yes my wife IS amazing).

In fact, about the only type of turkey I haven't eaten isn't really turkey at all; yes I am talking about Tofurky - turkey made from tofu. The label tells me it is 100% vegan - well that's a relief isn't it? God bless the world we live in where we are so well off that we can turn down meat because it is cruel.

That is just weird. Fake turkey for people that don't eat turkey! 

Another thing about turkey that is bizarre is the strange "pardoning" ritual that happens at the White House every year. You know, the most powerful man in the world takes an hour or so out of his (probably) busy schedule to save a turkey from becoming a delicious meal. Later the President will sit down and eat a different turkey. What is that all about? 

The last weird thing I have to say about turkeys (I promise) is that they can have heart attacks. I read a story recently about fields of turkeys dropping dead during air force sound barrier testing. Who knew?

Well there you have it - my tome to turkeys. Thank goodness I got that out of my system...

Gobble gobble Peace,

Adam 

Comments

[Lori Victoria Braun]

I love Turkey Adam. I should not eat it because I hate eating animals, but yum. so good. I like Bacon too and I love adorable pigs. No joke.