HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

SCARIEST. GALLERY. EVER.

Seriously, click HERE to be taken to a scary, frightening, and all around bad for you gallery featuring ghouls and ghosts and unspeakable horror!

 I hope you all have a happy and safe Halloween

Boo! Lori.... 

Oh and the scariest photo in the gallery is the very last one, so make sure you click through to see them all... 

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Comments

[SS Whitanuky]

The last may be the scarriets, but it's the one with the horns that haunts me most.

http://www.femalemuscle.com/wp-content/gallery/halloween/1048.jpg

[SS Whitanuky]

scariest

[Katie]

Hey Lori, I'm Ross's assistant, the girl that has been using him to ask questions about your responses and your photoshopped picture of Las Vegas. First of all, could you tell your webmaster Adam that his response stating that he has no heart is freaking hilarious. Anyways, for the above pictures you posted, I think you could have done a lot better. If you really want to scare someone for Halloween, take an example from the SAW movies. Pictures don't scare people anymore, well, not people my age anyways. It's a good try though.

[SS Whitanuky]

Katie, I can't speak for Lori, but I think your response is reasonable--except fro the fact that you seem not to have noticed that her blog post was a VIDEO!!

[Katie]

Ross thinks that males can't stay faithful to their girls just as much as I think that females don't have a high self-esteem of themselves. What's your opinion on both of your statements? And who's more correct?

[SS Whitanuky]

Well, the one below it was, anyway. ;-)

[S. Whitanuky]

It sounds like a debate, but it's not. I happen to believe BOTH of those things, which probably means they're both wrong. But what does it have to do with Halloween?

BTW, Katie, Chris and George are presenting an unauthorized Halloween concert in the Humanities Little Theater at midnight! I think it'll be 3 bands.

Lori, Katie suggests you make it possible to post video responses to your blog. I don't know if your server would allow that, but it might be fun.

[.Whitanuky]

Katie,

Did you read on Lori's blog that she's planning an Amazon Training Camp on an island off the coast of Australia. What do you think about that?

[Katie]

OMG, only when I've gotten off of work and driven home do you tell me that there's a free concert. That's not going to do me any good. Anyways, Halloween is over so thank God. How annoying is it that we have a day celebrating faking being somebody else, people do that everyday.

[Whitanuky]

Chris called me a little after you left. Anyway, that's a brilliant point, Katie. That's why I wanted so badly to get you on here. As we all know, LVB is a pseudonym, and Whitanuky is an ever-changing one derived from the form-changing Japanese mythological magic animal, tanuki. But, afterall, there's a real person behind each of those names. Halloween merely celebrates the somewhat dark aspect of society, and the human socialization mechanism that prevails upon us to take on different characters than we "actually are" in order to maintain civility. "The Divided Self" even proposed that the inability to develop a "false self" is the core malady of the schizophrenic. I think it's all chemicals, myself but, semiotically speaking, it all boils down to the same imaginary world we create daily in and between our various selves.

Maybe I've had a little too much caffein today...

[Hita Nuki]

Plus, it's just for fun.

[Ita Nuki]

Like this blog.

[Ta New Key]

Well Katie, you might not have appreciated it, but that concert took me right back to 1969 (when I was 15). It was held in a little dark and dirty old theater, poorly lit with a few unaimed spotlights that cast all of the musicians faces in omninous shaddow. The PA system sounded awful. In other words, it was just perfect!

The first band, a 1950's rock-n-roll knockoff called Crossroads, paid honorable homage to the likes of Carl Perkins, Chuck Berry, and Jerry Lee Lewis. But for occasional and abrupt shifts in tempo, they might have had me dancing in the isles. They ended their set with Johnny B. Goode.

Chris' band, Squishy Details, except for the drummer, sounded downright terrible. Despite the absence of a bass player, the 2-guitar & drum trio put out a fearsome level of volume, delivering eardrum-shattering Beatles, Hendrix and Led Zeppelin played and screamed ridiculously out of tune over the disintegrating PA speakers. I thought they had an infectuous, primitive energy, though, and a pretty cool stage vibe.

In short, it was a ghouliscious way to spend Halloween. Like Lori's biceps, it was solid rock! (Just don't expect me to understand a word you say tomorrow.)

[A New Key / Ross Whitney]

Here it is the day after H-Day and I'm back to abnormal. Yes, I "dressed" up as a tanuki (a human transformed into one instead of the other way round) and all I have left to show for it is my tale. I'm planning to come back here and haunt you every Halloween! Trick or treat?

[999]

Holy Shit these 2 people are SCARY!

[Katie]

How the freak am I scary? I just express my mind!!! Seriously, tell me, how am I scary 999?!?!?!?!?!

[lori braun]

I don't think you are a freak Katie.
Just look at my videos to see a real freak.
Lori Braun

[A New Key / Ross Whitney]

Twas Halloween and the ghosts were out,
And everywhere they'd go, they'd shout,
And though I covered my eyes I knew,
They'd go away.

But fear's the only thing I saw,
And three days later 'twas clear to all,
That nothing is as scary as election day.

But the day after is darker,
And darker and darker it goes,
Who knows, maybe the plans will change,
Who knows, maybe he's not deranged.

The news men know what they know, but they,
Know even less than what they say,
And I don't know who I can trust,
For they come what may.

--Norah Jones "My Dear Country"

[Tanuki Iwasa]

Katie tells me I'm cyber-stalking. Sorry--I never meant to do that. I thought I was just obsessed. But I can see her point. Thanks for being so patient. I didn't mean to be scary.

[999]

wow.......