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It is so good to finally be back in the gym.

I have to make sure to lose this bum before the Arnold Classic which is in a few weeks. Hope I can do it.  I  need to stop  eating  cake and sausage with butter on a stick late at night. See where it goes?  Not a pretty sight.  I went  back to  Target [my favorite Florida hangout] today and bought a scale. I've never  owned one in my life.  Almost 280lbs.  Really, true. I did not have my normal Target walking energy.  I got tired half way around this enormous store. I was looking for one of those Scooters. It's pretty bad.

Sort of  sad and at the same time I really like it. I feel sexy.

I can sit on you and crush you if you give me a hard time just like I did to Chris tonight. He could not breathe.  He said "Get off me fatty."  I then pushed my body weight harder into him.  I finally felt badly and rolled off to the floor. Babies got back....why can't I get this stupid song out of my head.       

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