The Hamptons, July 4 Weekend, 2006

No bike accidents, helmets and sneakers. Female bodybuilders meet Hampton men and women at poolside party, with Lauren Powers and Mimi Bowman. I also met an eclectic group of men, including young and tall Dutch 20 somethings imported to work at the local bakery, a Neil Young fanatic who ran a local inn and collected Lionel trains; major traffic accidents on the Long Island Expressway; watching the Italians win their World Cup match; Janet and I hook up at fancy parties and stay in a barn.
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Comments

[Tanuki Fading]

You look brilliantly happy in these photos; it's really infectuous.

Hmmm, whose sports car is that?

[Tanuki Fading]

BTW, you know in Raiders of the Lost Arc how the bad guys melt when they open the box? That's how I felt when I saw your photos, you're so hot. Is that hot or what?

[Tanuki Fading]

Oh yeah, Janet's hot, too. That first photo is my favorite out of all of them.

[Potsy]

Ho. You're so hot, if the sun got hot enough to melt all the planets in the solar system, that would be like ice water compared to how hot you are.

[Kitsune]

Oh stop. She knows she's hot already. Can't you think of anything more original to say?

[Potsy]

Okay, how's this? I finally get why Janet is Lori's best friend: It's cuz Lori's such an animal! hehe.

I'll bet this joke has already been made, but I haven't seen it posted here before, so go on with your bad self, Kitsune.

[Schmegeggy]

Yeah, an awesome feline.

[Potsy]

Tiger princess lady of golden pond.

Dear Lori, do you have any tiger clothes? There was this drummer in my highschool, Starlynn Laduke, who used to wear tiger shorts to band class and drive me (and all the other guys) nuts. She really had a way with a glockenspiel.

If you wore some tiger clothes in one of your vlogs, it would surely ring a bell.

[Okanuwac]

WTF? Tiger clothes? Come on man......

[Potsy]

Lori in tiger clothes would take American kitsch to a whole new level. Pleeeze Lori, be Betty Page for a day!

[Pokahontas]

Film her in tigerwear ripping a pirate's throat out with her teeth! (That'd be so cute!)

[Potsy]

A safari hunter would be better than a pirate, though I can understand why Pochahontas would think of that.

[Tanuki Fading]

If I am correct, the "tiger clothes" suggestion was a spoof on the "Puma" outfit Lori was wearing in her last YouTube video.