Top Ten Reasons to Date A Female Bodybuilder

1. You never have to worry about gaining weight, because there will never be any food left in the house for you to eat.
 
2. You can arm wrestle her for the dinner check---since she will always win.
 
3. You will not be self-conscious at the beach. No one will be looking at you.
 
4. She can rearrange the furniture so that you do not have to injure your back.
 
5. She can rearrange you without breaking a sweat.
 
6. You will always have plenty of photos of her to show off to your friends since female bodybuilders love to be in photos.
 
7. She will take up the whole bed.  You will sleep on the floor and your backaches will go away.

8. There will always be a measuring tape nearby, just in case you need it for something.
 
9. You will not need a lifeguard since she can block most of the waves for you.
 
10. You will never have to worry about spending money on sunny vacations because there will always be plenty of tan in a can to go around for all.