Happy St. Patrick's Day

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Do you see, I am winking at you. 

Comments

[Ika Nut]

Uh...thanks for the offer, but I've got a shaky disk in my neck that I don't want to mess with. Dentists cost too much, so I don't want you to slug me in the mouth either. Or kick me in the nuts, or twist my arm, or sit on my throat. I guess I'm just no fun. Sorry. I do love you, though.

[Seth Thomas]

One thing I'd like to see you do Isabella, is wrestle Hercules. First, grab him by the leg and squeeze it until it turns purple. Then snap it forward at the knee, severing the tendons and muscles and shattering the bones. May as well just rip that leg off from the knee down--he won't be using it any more.

Then, tear that silly beard right off his face so hard the skin comes with it. That'd look gastly, with the blood and all.

Since I think you won't like the way that looks, next slug his jaw until it completely unhinges from his skull on both sides. Then grab it by the chin and rip it right off!

Wait a minute. This is way too violent, isn't it? Scratch that.

Instead, do some sexy, but dominant, wrestling with him, tying him in knots and arousing his desire for you, etc. Suck his tongue so hard and far into your mouth he writhes in ecstatic pain, and keep it there for a long, long time. Give him a hickey that covers the whole side of his face. You know the drill.

It might be interesting to engage him in a philosophical argument while doing this and chop his logic to bits as well, while you're at it. Shouldn't be hard since he won't be able to talk with his tongue tied and all.

What you do to him next, or force him to do to you, depends on whether this is a "PG" rated show, or just "R".

This could possibly be your schtick: Isabella the sex-crazed genie marauding over the world's strongest and most verile males.

You should be able to disguise yourself, by changing into other forms.

You could do this to fight crime. For instance, change yourself into a young girl and let a molester kidnap you. We know what you'd do to him!

Then, by turns, you could be an old woman who entraps would-be predators; a hooker who clears the streets of serial creeps; and so forth.

How much power do you have? Try ridding the world of terrorists, corrupt politicians, and insurance salesmen.

I don't know if you have the superheroine type personality, though. Afterall, you're just a small-town genie.

That explains your warm, down-home attitude.

What does a small town genie do when she comes to the big city? She's got to make friends, of course. Isabella, what type of friends do you want to have? If you're a kind, loving type of genie, you could help poor people make more money, heal the sick, entertain the lonely, satisfy all the horny people (of both genders--why not?), stop war, grow flowers. Spread LOVE.

Okay, I'll try to come up with some better ideas. I'm struggling right now.

[Evie]

What does that diamond on your forehead signify? And those cool markings under your eyes? Unusual fashion sense, girl!