Unzipping the Computer Geek

From:        Tyler <masterblaster@hotmail.com>
   To:          lori@femalemuscle.com
   Subject:     Morning
   Date:        11/24/1999 12:05:15 PM
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Good morning Lori,

And how is NJ?  We have been living in a fog for the past 3 days here.  Makes for some shitty driving.  It took me almost an hour to get to work today. (Normal driving time is about 30 minutes).  But I am here now, so I can get some sleep.  Just kidding.  I do work, really I do.  It’s the calm before the storm. But enough about work. I hate to do it and hate even more to talk about it.

So my emails are funny huh?  Actually, I am pretty good at writing emails, because it allows me time to think about what I am saying.  I am horrible at one liners or quick come backs in real life.  Oh no, I just realized that I could be considered a computer geek because I can only make good conversation thru the computer.   But that’s not true, is it? Hmmmmm cyber.

No I do not mind you sending me things.  I would send you some stuff back, but the files are huge.  I could zip them though.  Do you know how to unzip them?  Maybe a double meaning here! Sorry, just joking, don’t mean to be fresh.

You need to buy a computer for home.  This is the year 1999, next month is 2000.  Big brother is watching you.  You don’t want people walking around and whispering behind your back that Lori does not have a computer do you?  How do you live with out one? Well you need to avoid this. You’re a grown woman right? Over 21 right? (Notice my deviance in trying to learn your age).  SLAP!!  (you hitting me for asking) Actually, I could not live without one.  Everything I do is with the computer.  Well not everything. 

But you get my meaning.

Moving on….

So when you take these photographs or yourself, do you lift or workout before them?  I mean it looks like you are pretty pumped up. Or are you just naturally ripped? 

[Tyler was interested. He even liked my black outfit.
He seemed to be totally into me. I could see trouble coming. I just could not stop it.] Click to enlarge photo

Ripped and feminine, what a combination. Did I tell you I like that black outfit? Well since I broached this subject, I kind of like that white mini dress too. (blushing yet?) And since I am mentioning your website again, I notice most of the stories in your fiction section are of a female dominate perspective.  Interesting!  What is your view on this?  I am only asking this well……..How do I phrase this?  Let’s just say that you seem to be opposite.  Just an observation.

Moving on…….

Better yet I will stop while I am still ahead, I think.  I have some new LLC agre.ements to read here for a new building we just bought.  Yes that’s right, I am going to do some work now.

See ya,

Tyler

Comments

[Jimmy]

First Off... you have to be close to the sexiest woman I've ever seen!

When will the book be finished?

DO you still speak to Tyler?

[Lori Victoria Braun]

The book is finished pretty much. I am just putting a little at a time up on the blog each day. I do not speak to Tyler. It ended very badly with violence and lies. Aew you enjoying the book so far?
Thank you also for the sweet compliment!!
Lori

[Jimmy]

I am enjoying the book so far. I've been checking in daily for updates. You have me hooked!

You're welcome for the compliment. I'm sure you hear it often!