Tuesday
Feb282006
Now they eat humans
Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 19:51 
A renegade squirrel [those mean squirrels] is blamed for two attacks on women in a Chicago suburb.
The police chief of the suburban town of Crete, Illinois, says the women live a few blocks away from each other. The attacks were three days apart.
The first victim had her leg maimed by the crazed squirrel. The second woman got away with only a few deep scratches. Both assaults happened in mid-February, the Associated Press reported today.
Chief Paul VanDeraa says the crazed rodent has now been captured.
But it shows no sign of rabies. The bloodthirsty squirrel had apparently developed a taste for human flesh.
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