Would Tyler 5th Dan Blackbelt Let Me Pin Him

Hello Jeannie, (Lori)

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Funny, I always thought of myself as a Jeanie growing up. In my little Jeanie outfit I could do anything with my powers.I Dream of Jeannie was another embarrassing moment I was going to remind you of.  But you remembered this one. I try to remember everything. I have very active senses. That may be good and that may be bad. The biggest memory problem I have, believe it or not, are names.  Everything else, I pick up rather quickly.

Can you explain something?  What do you mean by this? These are your words exactly,I think that I was embarrassed by something that you said. Yes, that's what it was. .I don't mind feeling embarrassed because of something you say but I can't explain why except that I think that it is the  way that you embarrass me.  What this sounds like to me is an answer to an essay question  that I gave you, and you forgot to study this section of the course. So, you are trying to answer it by twisting your words around, sort of babbling out an answer.  Believe me, I recognize this type of answer becauseI have done this many times in college. Are you trying to dodge a bullet here?

I understand the small ego, but big lats?  So far reading down your email I am pretty confused.  Are you doing this on purpose?  Are you trying to gain an advantage?  Well its not working!!  Unlike Superman and Criptonite, I  have no weaknesses. (Standing now with my legs spread slightly,  and fists on my waist.  Doing my best superman pose.)This is why I don't have to prove myself.  I am not a mortal man.  Nor do I fall into the category of the normal traits of a mortal man.  I am SUPER MASTER TYLER.!!!

Am I confusing you now? I'm not hmmmmmmmm I ˜m confusing myself. (you'll have to excuse me, I just ate a large turkey dinner here at work and I am not feeling myself.)  Now I am starting to sound stupid.  Foot in mouth!!No I am not a spaz.  Just bored today.  DON't feel like working!  Short week you know.  Next week is the killer week.Lets answer some of your questions.How many blackbelts? 5th dan in Tae Kwon Do, 5th dan in Tang Soo Do, 4th Dan in Hapkido and unofficially a black belt in Judo.  We no longer test in Judo, but I still know all the techniques.

How far could I throw you?  Hmmmmmm  If you are asking for feet or yards, I couldn't tell you. But, Look at it this way. I can throw Mike Charlip (he was the big guy with us) at 230 pounds, easily,. I figure you to be between 100 and 110 pounds.  But I am not going to ask your weight because I now know never to ask a woman her age or weight.  Someone reminded me of that last week.  So based on that information, picture me throwing a rag doll and that's probably how far and easy I can throw you.Would I let you pin me in a wrestling match?  Hmmm another difficult question.  I guess it would depend on the position we were in.  But in all fairness I would give you greater odds in pinning me than me pinning you.  Somewhere around 80/20.  Honestly it would be much more fun for me to be pinned by you. 

I don't believe I just wrote that.  Backspace, backspace, backspace etc. its not erasing.  I guess it has to stay.

Well, I think I have answered all your questions this go around.  What's my score?I bet you are probably wondering why I have all this free time to keep emailing you?  I have a good answer.  It’s a short week and I don't feel like working this week; last week I put in 55 hours because the auditors were out here and now I need a break; and the end of the month is not upon us yet.Hense all my free time.

Sincerely,

Tony Nelson (Master) [tyler]

PS I hope I am not bothering you, because if I am, just say so.

Comments

[Lori Victoria Braun]

hi

[Tanuki]

You still do have magical powers.

[Canuki]

I can understand how a guy'd start blathering like that talking with you. Your beauty shines like a floodlight into the corners of his dark, cryptic psychology, burning away like cobwebs his juvenile fantasies, the superficial unquestioned assumptions he's survived upon until now. He struggles to maintain a rational facade, but realizes he's lost control. His words spew out in an incoherent jumble of fear and confusion. Your good nature and humor only infuriates him, and accelerate his psychological reversion to the state of a desparate infant. So fragile, a single puff of air would jetison every atom in his body back to it's origin before the big bang. Then, you offer him a drink. But for you, he IS the drink, so you consume him with pleasure. But for all his sensation, he experiences only himself. You disappear with the flick of a switch, leaving him alone, bewildered. Or something like that. Nighty night, sweetheart. ;)

[Tanuki]

Hey Canuki, amazing how similar your name is to mine! What are the odds?

Don't you find Tyler's sycophantic babbling irritating? I do. I'm really interested in how Lori will respond.

I'm intrigued by the way she's playing along with this "master" thing, calling it "cute". I think it's sick, myself. Slavery was abolished in the US recently, and I wouldn't like to see it come back--even by majority vote. I can't imagine Lori as a real submissive, like with a rubber ball in her mouth and all? Can you? Oh no!...maybe I can! But the thought of it almost makes me vommit.

Oh my! I'm suddenly distressed by the possibility that the Great and Wonderful, most cosmic, warm and beautiful, Lori Victoria Braun is actually a masochist! I'm going to need a lot of OM to get past this if it's true. Now I'm REALLY hooked and I can't wait to find out what happens next. Please say it ain't so!

[Canuki]

I don't think it's that odd that are names are similar, but I DO think it's odd how you worry about Lori. You don't even know her, do you? And remember what you said about her being bossy? Doesn't that contradict your theory a little?

It's as I said in my first post, I think. Ultimately, she'll tear this guy apart. Maybe physically, maybe some other way. Just you wait and see.

[Tanuki]

Yeah, maybe I did get carried away. But notice that as a little girl Lori imagined herself to be a genie (Jeannie), which is defined in my Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary as "a magic spirit believed to take human form and serve the person who calls it". It makes sense in terms of Tyler's "master" thing. Sheesh, talk about an ego.

In fact, this whole website "serves the person who calls it". Notice all the FREE stuff? Notice how she's always flexing for our pleasure, selflessly promoting the sport of female bodybuilding? Responding kindly to our (often innane) posts? Who else does this? Nobody! And it's all through the "magic" of the Internet. I may not be the brightest bulb on the tree, but all this amazes me and makes me wonder. Who the hell is this person? Or, rather, WTF?

[Canuki]

Well, Tanuki, our names are about the only thing that's similar between us. You're about as naive a twit as I've come across on this so-called "magic" Internet. But let's pause this debate for now, and let the lady tell her story.

[Seth Thomas]

I think these two are the same person.