Return to The Computer
Monday, December 11, 2006 at 14:54 It has been a long time since you have heard from me here.
Truthfully, I just needed a break after getting kicked off YouTube. I put hundreds of hours into it and then one day I get an email from "Heather at YouTube" and, because I was a naughty girl, they erased all my hard work. I am now a YouTube outlaw.
I had to get out of Hoboken, I hate it here. Too many yuppies, too many bars, and too many churches.
I caught my boyfriend in a stupid lie. Next day, booked my ticket: Aer Lingus to Dublin. Eight days of shopping (found a great cheap underwear store on Grafton Street), drinking (of course), and eating smoked salmon.
I did not bring my computer on my trip. When I returned home, my emails proclaimed that I had gotten married. I received many congratulations from everywhere. Maybe I did get married during a Dublin Jameson drunken stupor. But how would they all know? I quckly dismissed that thought and realized that I was still single in Hoboken, a Brooklyn workout freak trapped between the Path train and the bus to Port Authority.
I am still wondering who spread the marriage rumour. I now find it amusing.




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